Christmas is coming. Bringing love and good cheer,
I just want to knock over those pre-light white reindeer.
Neighbor’s houses wrapped pretty and bright,
What have I eaten to make these pants so tight?
Party after party, Smile happy please;
Oh God, I just eat some really bad cheese.
Going over the list, what have I forgot;
This bustle twists my panties in a knot.
During the twelve days of Christmas, I panic and complain;
Then Christmas Eve comes and bad thoughts wane.
It fills me with joy seeing family and friends;
Peace and love; these thoughts I will send.
